Have opinions.
Open the app. This week's earnings slate is right there: which companies beat, which ones miss. You already have takes. Now they have a scoreboard.
// opinion is the only prerequisite
Pick which companies beat earnings. Stake USDC. The vault pays the winners. Your group chat pays nothing.
No sportsbook. No house edge. Just a pool of opinions and a very public vault.
01 — The rules
You already yell at your phone every quarter. We just made it settle.
Open the app. This week's earnings slate is right there: which companies beat, which ones miss. You already have takes. Now they have a scoreboard.
// opinion is the only prerequisite
Stake USDC on your calls. Odds are set by the pool, not by a sportsbook with a beachfront office. If everyone is on one side, you get paid less. That is called a market.
// no vig, no bookmaker, no little guy with a visor
Results settle on-chain from real reported EPS. Winners split the pot. Losers receive a personalized email. It is very polite. It is also permanent.
// the email is nicer than the outcome
02 — This week's slate
Multipliers move with the pool. Lock your call before the bell rings, or don't, and watch.
| Company | Ticker | Reports | Multiplier | Total staked |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NVIDIA Corp.the entire market, wrapped in a GPU | NVDA | Wed · after close | 2.1x | $128,400 |
| Tesla, Inc.an earnings call and a TED talk | TSLA | Thu · after close | 2.8x | $96,220 |
| Apple Inc.beat by $0.01 and nobody claps | AAPL | Thu · after close | 1.6x | $71,050 |
| Meta Platformsguidance is a mood, not a number | META | Tue · after close | 1.9x | $54,300 |
| Blockchain Burgers Inc.no revenue, excellent branding, 4 locations | BURG | Fri · whenever | 5.0x | $18,940 |
03 — Proof of reserves, sort of
Every figure below is a balanceOf call on Robinhood Chain, refreshed every minute. Nothing is minted to make a chart look nice. 37.5% of every $NITE fee lands in the treasury, permanently, in front of everyone.
04 — Season 03 standings
Season points are earned by being correct and early. Being loud earns nothing, which is a controversial design decision.
| Rank | Player | Calls won | Best call | Season points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | eps_andy | 42 / 51 | NVDA beat | 18,420 |
| 2 | guidance_guru | 38 / 51 | META miss | 16,905 |
| 3 | ramen_profitable | 35 / 51 | BURG beat | 15,110 |
| 4 | cfo_of_nothing | 31 / 51 | AAPL beat | 12,760 |
| 5 | bagholder_benz | 29 / 51 | TSLA miss | 11,340 |
05 — Leagues
Top of the table moves up. Bottom moves down. There is no transfer window and no loyalty bonus, so the only thing you can recruit is a better thesis.
Where every account starts. Warm, forgiving, full of people who think a beat is a personality.
Promotion · top 20% each week
You have read a 10-K. Once. You mention it at dinner. The pools get deeper here.
Relegation · bottom 20% each week
Real multipliers, real money, real silence in the group chat when guidance disappoints.
Promotion · top 10% each week
440 accounts. Six of them are actually good. The rest are extremely well informed about the others.
Relegation · bottom 5% each week
06 — Frequently yelled questions
No. It's opinions with a receipt. You either called it or you didn't.
Then we all suffer together. Settlement follows the officially reported number. No vibes, no appeals, no "adjusted for one-time items" corner of the rulebook.
We cannot stop you. Your landlord cannot help you.
Real reported EPS, Chainlink feeds, on-chain settlement on Robinhood Chain. You can inspect every settlement transaction. Most people don't. That's fine, the chain doesn't mind.
Because earnings calls were already theatre. Now there's a box office.
No vig on the pool. 37.5% of every $NITE fee goes to the treasury, which is a public address you can read anytime. The other 62.5% pays for infrastructure and people replying to support tickets at 2am.
You drop a league, you keep the receipt, and you receive one (1) personalized email. Many players frame it. Some players print it.
07 — Roadmap
We publish the boring list too. It's the same list, just with fewer adjectives.
| Phase | What it actually is | Status |
|---|---|---|
| The game | Weekly slates, USDC staking, pool-set odds, on-chain settlement. | Live · testnet |
| The leagues | Bronze through Diamond, weekly promotion and relegation, season prizes. | Next |
| The phone app | Push alerts two minutes before the bell. Regret, delivered on time. | Building |
| Other chains | We'll get there. Right now the vault lives in one place and it is very readable. | Dark |
| $NITE token | Fees, treasury routing, league entry. Not a governance theatre production. | Built |
Bring the takes. We'll bring the vault, the multiplier and the receipt.